I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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