I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
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Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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