I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
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I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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