can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
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new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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