Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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