All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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