Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Randomize
