Grow some girl-balls and come out already
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
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Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
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I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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