Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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