Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
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