I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
