The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
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Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
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