I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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