I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
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She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
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Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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