Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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