Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Randomize
