I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
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You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
We have started to decorate penises.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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