IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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