Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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