I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
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Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
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FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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