i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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