chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Randomize
