think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I just gift wrapped bread.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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