yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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