'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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