Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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