is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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