My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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