dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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