Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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