do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
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Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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