when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
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I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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