4 words: hood of his car
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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