Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
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