Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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