You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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