That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
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I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
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Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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