Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
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The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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