I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
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One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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