Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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