You're completely useless in the revolution.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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