I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
