Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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