Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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