you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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