Is it because I queefed?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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