she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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