His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
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Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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