I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
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I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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