i barfeds in our rink
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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