great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I have post one night stand depression
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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