He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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