I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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