i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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